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August 06 2017

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you-only-liberate-once:

Thoughts?

fake as hell obviously but i am HOWLING……….is this leak really trying to tell me that if i give a White Herb to my Eevee, it will evolve into a human being………………..has science gone too far…………..

ALSO WAIT

WAIT………………..

THAT IS LITERALLY A SILHOUETTE OF THE “YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO EM” GUY?!??!?!?!!

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eight-times-nine:

realcleverscience:

currentsinbiology:

Octopus and squid evolution is officially weirder than we could have ever imagined

Just when we thought octopuses couldn’t be any weirder, it turns out that they and their cephalopod brethren evolve differently from nearly every other organism on the planet.

In a surprising twist, scientists have discovered that octopuses, along with some squid and cuttlefish species, routinely edit their RNA (ribonucleic acid) sequences to adapt to their environment.

This is weird because that’s really not how adaptations usually happen in multicellular animals. When an organism changes in some fundamental way, it typically starts with a genetic mutation - a change to the DNA.

The findings have been published in Cell.

Olga Visavi/Shutterstock

Really interesting short read for those interested in evolution.

stupid non-cephalopodes: evolve through a relatively stable updating of genetic matrices

grand cephalopod savants: biohacking into the nature mainframe and leaving eldritch comments in the engine’s source. what the fuck is a “stable release”

michaelplayswithstars:

teaboot:

busket:

cheggerspartyquiz:

demonbunny5:

cheggerspartyquiz:

komala’s shiny palette is absolute bullshit

it just gets a strawberry flavored log. literally nothing else. MAYBE slightly darker but i cant really tell. why did they have to do this to me

what if the log is the actual pokemon and the koala is just a regular koala and that’s why it can’t get status effects because it’s just a log

the walk cycle it looks more like the log is the one moving and the koala is just. hanging on

oh my god

someone at game freak: ok new pokemon idea stay with me here…………..a log that cant get a fucking koala off of it

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pyronoid-d:

pochowek:

hey just saying

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marci1900:

how much is the cat??

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kurisutofaa-art:

If you see this in Splatoon 2 just know that this was made by Ann’s (Persona 5) English Voice Actress, Erika Harlacher.

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patchwork-fox:

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

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cryptid-midoriya:

katie100katherine:

thewalkingmik:

coolcat001100:

blackliquidsrw:

smoothcitrus:

flipperwasadick:

huffingtonpost:

Early School Start Times Are Holding Back Teens

Water is wet

Bees have queens.

Switching to geico can save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance

John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt’s name is my name too

Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell

The sun is one of the biggest factors as to why we’re alive

We breathe oxygen and produce carbon dioxide

dudewrath-the-exalted:

princess-xion:

watching the people who refused to play the spinoffs being confused about everything in the KH3 trailer

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hey bro I canot invest my time and money into buying a DS, a 3DS, a PSP, a GBA, a 2005 Verizon flipphone, and a ColecoVision; so if the key plot points of this game happen to come from Kingdom Hearts: Echelon of Inversion/360 Degrees Double Kickflip Dancing All Night for the Atari 2600, I don’t know what to tell you.

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bungee-gumu:

froppy doodle

My twitter

June 26 2017

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werewolf-boyfriend:

9enj1:

is this saying mater and lightning mcqueen are gay

@fakecallouts

June 15 2017

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prancingtrashcan:

cynicowl:

randomdaisy:

limbovulture:

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

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are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

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the-macra:

crystalsoulslayer:

alphahoennomega:

klubbhead:

electricbreeze:

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

none of this matters if they’re not back in town though

maxiesatanofficial:

aviculor:

alex-is-pomegranates:

In the new E3 footage Mario can possess objects and characters with his hat in the newest Mario game and now we’re wondering if Mario was the hat all along and who we thought was Mario is actually just a random guy who has just been possessed for years.

Mario’s hat is like the Ice King’s crown

had a convo about this on twitter earlier, and note:

  • in super mario 64, mario takes double damage with no hat
  • in sunshine, mario’s health gradually drains with no hat

conclusion: mario is a lich and the hat is his phylactery. as he grows in power, his soul is embedded deeper and deeper within the hat, and so too does his grip on his long-dead physical body become more and more tenuous

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